How Many Jobs Has Obama "Saved and Created" So Far?

Right now Obama is rummaging through the desk drawers in the Oval Office muttering to himself ' Now....where did I put those 3 1/2 million new jobs that were created by my stimulus bill ? ......I just know there in here someplace !!! ......Will somebody please call Biden and ask him if he knows where those 3 1/2 million new jobs went to ?? '